Twas the night before christmas adult version

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Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.

The Night Before Christmas (Adult Version)

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Twas the Night By L. Daniel Quinn Twas the night before Christmas and poor Clement Moore Had his poem being copied by many a bore His "Night Before Christmas" is perfect in rhyme His rhythm and cadence are wonderfully fine. But then come the wise guys, with Internet cool Who use Clement's rhyme as sort of a tool They pick up the style from this poem of "that night" And they hitch up their sled to whatever's their gripe. Now I'm not even saying that there's something not right By using Moore's poem to carry a fight.
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